nocturnalbyday ([info]nocturnalbyday) wrote,

Israel was fun

How much fun *was* israel, you ask? Well, while I was there, I learned how to be the messiah. Now I can turn water into wine.

I'm gonna be so much damn fun at parties.

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[info]evilpuppy56

January 18 2005, 20:20:17 UTC 7 years ago

Does this mean I have to write ANOTHER gospel?

Go heal some lepers or something, ya bastid.

[info]racerjuzzy

January 18 2005, 20:38:34 UTC 7 years ago

Dude, water into wine? Hell I can piss vodka if you let me drink enough...Though I hear that crucifying someone can be fun for the whole family....

[info]evilpuppy56

January 18 2005, 21:16:57 UTC 7 years ago

The day you were born, Juzzy, a small part of Humanity died for all your sins...
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